Commemorating those who remove themselves from the gene pool ...
http://www.darwinawards.com/
A suggestion - any of my dark thoughts I should turn them upside down and find the comic in them, like Spike Milligan did. And then he suggested little sketches .... mmmm.
Well my latest cure for depression ... obviously not tried and tested but if all fails at least suicide will look accidental
1. Get a car engine
2. Get some spark leads, wired up appropriately to the engine
3. Get a friend (who will later turn the engine over)
4. Sit comfortably, holding the other end of the spark plugs, on end in each hand
5. Ask friend to turn over the engine.
I guess a tthis point fools will picture the friend picking the engine up and turning it upside down.
It may work - but there won't be much of a spark
6. Check if feeling better (if you get to this point). You could get the friend to ask you questions to help.
I can envisage the silliness of a cartoon of this.
Bliss
XX
http://www.darwinawards.com/
A suggestion - any of my dark thoughts I should turn them upside down and find the comic in them, like Spike Milligan did. And then he suggested little sketches .... mmmm.
Well my latest cure for depression ... obviously not tried and tested but if all fails at least suicide will look accidental
1. Get a car engine
2. Get some spark leads, wired up appropriately to the engine
3. Get a friend (who will later turn the engine over)
4. Sit comfortably, holding the other end of the spark plugs, on end in each hand
5. Ask friend to turn over the engine.
I guess a tthis point fools will picture the friend picking the engine up and turning it upside down.
It may work - but there won't be much of a spark
6. Check if feeling better (if you get to this point). You could get the friend to ask you questions to help.
I can envisage the silliness of a cartoon of this.
Bliss
XX
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