Tuesday 18 January 2011

Mab Jones



Welsh Wool
Oh the fellas they like a girl with long hair
They love to run the hands through it
But their tastes change when it comes to down there
That hair's not nice when they chew on it

Some girls are fuzzy, some girls are furry
Some girls are like a rainforest
Some hair is straight but mostly its curly
And Welsh girls have got a lot of it

Maybe its coz, just like the sheep
We need our wool to keep warm in
Maybe its coz with our valleys so deep
We need bush in case the rain's pouring

I don't know why, we've just got a lot
Welsh girls look bad in a thing
Unless they take off the hair that they've got
It really depends where they're from

I mean, valleys girls just love their curls
Their hair grows wild and flaxen
But city girls don't hide their pearls
They prefers' a waxin'

In Swansea they shave it.
In Tenby they save it
In Cardiff they take it all off
In Merthyr they shape it,
In Rhondda they drape it
Down either side of their crotch

In Rhyl they prefer a tiny moustache
In Aber a beard's the in thing
In Cwmer they pluck it but are prone to a rash
In Newport they add lots of bling

In mystical Pembroke the shape every folicle
Into a glyph that is highly symbolical
In Milford Haven the girls prefer shavin'
They leave just a few hairs there gently wavin'

Up in Caernarfon any male visitor
Will find the girls smooth and a hairy perimeter
In Flint it's the fashion to blow-dry it straight
In Gwent they tie beads in to make it ornate

There is a style to suit every passion
From silk smooth to long pony tail
Just near in mind that whatever the fashion
You're welcome, and will come, in Wales.
(Mab Jones)



http://mabjones.webs.com/aboutme.htm

A good evening - nice company
ML and her friend N
CS and her friend C

Some great poetry but a number of writers and some that I didn't really get.
Glad I made the effort. ML reckons she will read some of her own next time.

And so to bed .... working tomorrow PD will have his operation tomorrow.
Universe take care of him.

and please send a kiss to JH so that he can feel me

Bliss
X

3 comments:

  1. Hello! Good to see this posted! But it's called WELSH WOOL, not 'Welsh Wind'!! An altogether different poem, that would be, ha ha!!! Mab x www.mabjones.com

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  2. oops! Sorry. I have amended my little fuzz pot. I look forward to hearing the other version called Welsh Wind.
    I feel very honoured to a comment on my very oopsy daisy Blog
    Bliss

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